A Big Down

Jairus loves to eat Bagel Bites, which are miniature frozen bagel pizzas. Most kids like pizza...so what makes this blog worthy?

Well, Jairus likes to eat them after they have been microwaved, but he also loves to eat them frozen. Like right out of the freezer – which, by most accounts, is weird.

To add to this interesting habit, in the last 6 months Jairus has started being specific about his frozen bagel pizzas. He only wants to eat them frozen if they have “big downs.” All other pizzas are to be cooked. So, it didn’t take Joe and I too long to figure out this “big down” label in order to avoid conflict.

This pizza has a “big down”:
Notice the cheese/sauce hanging down.  Any pizza that has stuff over the side counts as a "big down" and is therefore great to eat right out of the feezer.

 This pizza is headed for the microwave:

Poor, boring, regular pizza is about to get cooked!

Jaiurs gets out the entire package and looks through the pizzas as he decides which to eat while he waits for a few others to be cooked.  This is another funny little Jairus-ism that I don't want to forget!

April smiles

Jairus is playing a computer game with Joe. I just overheard him telling his daddy to accomplish some feat and then they would "have it made in the shade." That's a new phrase for him and it makes me giggle. – April 2

“Boomtastic!!” yelled Jairus as those fireworks went off. Love Cruz! – April 4

“I should have stayed at school” mumbled Jairus as he was getting in trouble. – April 15

When Jairus grows up he wants to be a daddy and a Texas Ranger. :) – April 17

After school Jairus had a special cross sucker. When I asked him about it, Jairus told me that "Jesus didn't stay on the cross forever. He went down to the grave and then came up into our hearts." Amen son! That makes me so thankful! – April 21

“This is the bear that cares" Jairus told my high school girls this morning. :) – April 25

“See, I have an explanation point. It’s an upside lower case i” Jairus tells me this morning as he plays with blocks. – April 30

Jairus' first dream

This is from Monday, March 28th.   Joe wrote down the experience that morning while it was fresh on his mind, I am just super slow at getting it posted on the blog.

Jairus sometimes talks in his sleep.  He often tosses and turns.  But this was the first time he ever told us that he had a dream!

Jairus: Daddy, I dreamed last night.
Joe : Really what did you dream?
Jairus: I dreamed that we went to a football game.
Joe : Who won the game?
Jairus: I don't know.
Joe: Oh
Jairus: I had another dream.
Joe: What was it about?
Jairus: We were getting on a plane and it turned into a rocket ship, but it didn't go into outer space.
Joe: Oh. And who was in the dream?
Jairus: You and Mommy and Grandma and Grandpa.
Joe: Was baby horse or pillow pet in your dream?
Jairus: Yes, they were both in my dream and blankey.
Joe: Did they talk in your dream?
Jairus: No.
Joe: Well, dreams are fiction.
Jairus: But mine are not.
Joe: All dreams are fiction, so sometime animals or toys will talk.
Jairus: But my dreams are not fiction.

Jokes....kinda.

Jairus has a pretty good sense of humor. He generally responds well to light hearted teasing and will even tease back. We laugh together several times each day. But, so far he has yet to obtain the finer understanding of how knock, knock jokes work. This is a typical conversation on the ride home from school these last few weeks:

Jairus: Mommy, let’s tell jokes. I will start. Knock, knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Jairus: Boo
Me: Boo who?
Jairus: Don’t cry…it is just a knock-knock joke.

Both of us laugh – one of us more sincerely than the other.

Jairus: Ok Mommy, your turn.
Me: Tell the Annie Joke (Annie who….Annie body home?)

Again, Both of us laugh – one of us more sincerely than the other.

Jairus: Knock, Knock
Me: Who’s there
Jairus: Tree (or car or some item he sees)
Me: Tree Who?
Jairus: Tree on the side of the road!

Jairus laughs. I shake my head.

Jairus: Ok, your turn again.
Me: I don’t know another joke.
Jairus: It is ok…just say something.

Oh yes….and that is the challenge.

At this point, he usually tells one or two made up knock, knock jokes then he switches over to “why did the chicken (or again, some other item he sees) cross the road jokes.” Almost all of the answers have the chicken or item getting hit. I am not sure why that is funny….but regardless, Jairus laughs every time.

Good times on the ride home from school! :)

Things I want to remember...

This evening Jairus was sitting on top of me as I tried to work….then he held onto my legs when I got up to walk away. I got to the bedroom and said “You are driving me crazy! I may have to lock the door to get a break” to which Jairus replied “I will lock it for you to keep me from you.” Thanks kid for the help! ;) -- March 1

If you weren’t in my speech class this morning then you missed Jairus’ announcement. “I am allergic to spicy.” – March 2

After watching 2 days of “big kid” demonstration speeches Jairus had a speech for me. Standing behind the table in my classroom with his baby horsey and baby lion he said “Hello class. Today I am going to teach you how to fight bad guys. First… hit the bad guy.” He then had baby horsy attack baby lion. That is as far as we got. I am curious to see what speech he has for me tomorrow..... March 3

Just bribed Jairus to cut his finger nails by using "Oliva Marshmellows" (the colored fruity kind). I know Amy Hunsucker wouldn't approve. ;) -- March 10

Jairus was fussing a bit about being hurt. I asked him where he hurt. "It's the one I shouldn't have" he said. He was referring to his middle finger. :) – March 20

Jairus’ recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich: first bread, then cheese, then grilled cheese glue and finally you cook it. But don’t worry. The glue disappears when you cook it. – March 23

Me: Jairus, let's finish this puzzle.
Jairus: It's Jair...that's my new nickname.
Me: Oh, I didn't know that. Sorry.
Jair: That's what Brylee calls me. (a girl in his class) – March 26

A sucker is like sunscreen for you lips says Jairus with a totally blue sticky mouth. – March 27

When I pulled into the garage this afternoon Jairus told me "You are a great driver Mommy. You rock." :) – March 28

Our Ride to School Today

This morning's drive to school was pretty routine....at least for the first 20 minutes.  We had listened to the news and traffic reports.  Jairus was eating cheerios and chit-chatting with me.   I stopped at a red light where Marine Creek ends and you turn onto Marine Creek Cromwell (a T intersection).

Jairus said to me "It is a good thing you stopped at that light." 

I nodded in response to him and thought to myself “when do I not stop at a light?  Interesting thing for him to say.”  

Not 30 seconds later our light turns green.  I moved my foot to the gas peddle to make my left turn when a little white car flew through the intersection going west -- having just run a clearly red light!!  I hit the breaks.  It wasn't a close close call...but I did say "Holy Cow!"  

Jairus asked "Is that a good word or a bad word?" 

I said "Well I said it because I was so surprised.  That car just ran that light and could have hit us." 

Without hesitation Jairus said "God was protecting us."  

Yes...yes He was!  I spent the rest of the drive being thankful for all the times God protects us – the times we see it and the many times we have no clue.    I also was thankful for evidence that Jairus is learning the truth -- from home, school, and church.  

Smiles from February

Would it be wrong to already have my PJs on inside out? -- Jan 31. What followed was 4 SNOW DAYS! Unbelievable!

Jairus just asked if today was Saturday again. I told him that today was Wednesday. Then he said...but yesterday was Saturday too. -- Feb 2

Jairus is in shock. I just made a real breakfast -- bacon and pancakes (with letters that spelled his name). Was about to fix eggs but he said he was full. They can be lunch with leftover letter pancakes. -- Feb 3

Jairus needs to get out to be around other people...he just asked if I am a cover girl. He brought me some hand lotion and said "this is what you need to be a cover girl...you are a cover girl right mommy?" -- Feb 3

Declaration: Today Jairus and I WILL leave this house. Since we finally have snow, we will venture into the backyard to play with aforementioned white stuff. The opportunity for fun, pictures, fresh air, and energy release will outweigh the risk of breaking our necks on the layer of ice lurking under the pretty flakes and the bitter cold that will greet us. -- Feb 4
…… and for those of you wondering....I will go outside in my pjs with boots. Then after getting wet and cold will change into new pjs. Tomorrow may be the day of real clothing. :)
Krista Ray:  Whoa whoa whoa, tomorrow is Saturday. Let's not get too crazy with our "real" clothes plan.

Operation Go Outside was a success this morning. We only lasted about 15 min, but ran the entire time, threw snowballs and made snow angels. -- Feb 4

Playing outside this afternoon was even more successful. The sunshine makes a big difference! Plus, Jairus had a squirt bottle which helped him be a Power Ranger and/or Bible man – this also kept his hands out of the snow, insuring they be a bit warmer. -- Feb 4

NEWS FLASH: I am dressed and leaving the house to go interact personally with the rest of the world for the first time in 114 hours! :) -- Feb 5
And on a related story -- my jeans still fit which is impressive considering I have been eating like a bear going into hibernation and not exercising so that my hip will heal. :)

Jairus had a bit of a stuffy nose this morning and told me "my nose sounds like a rattlesnake." -- Feb 8

"You are almost pretty" said Jairus to his mommy this morning. So...is she a cover girl or not?!? ;) -- Feb 8

Showing me a calculator with 66,749,484 on it Jairus says “I love you this much!” That is a lot for a kid that thinks 100 a big number! -- Feb 9
Denise Lauer Jaramillo: Isn't it ironic that that is also the annual salary of a cover girl?

I made red velvet cupcakes today. Lest anyone worry, let me state for the record that I am not giving up my teaching job to open a cute little cup cake shop. – Feb 9

How many acorns went through the wash and almost the dryer? 14. Why did he leave his treasure in his pockets? And how in the world are there any acorns left on the school playground?!?!? -- Feb 20

While driving around yesterday discussing the transportation parade, this is what Joe Wolfe and I learned from Jairus: "I like Lauren. She's my favorite. She's my girlfriend. She gets mud on her fingers. She likes to get mud on her." And the quotes are legit -- we wrote it down while snickering. :) -- Feb 28